• composers: a summary

    bach:
    I FKN HATE PARALLEL FIFTHS
    vivaldi:
    3 billion concertos hhaha
    cpe bach:
    who am i
    mozart:
    sunshine and smiles
    haydn:
    i basically invented every single genre lol
    beethoven:
    ANGST ANGST ANGST and triplets and going deaf
    chopin:
    my soUL
    paganini:
    hahhaha noobs
    liszt:
    AHAHAHHAHA noobs
    alkan:
    fck ur fingers lol
    brahms:
    cLARA
    schubert:
    im a mushroom
    wagner:
    have a twenty year long opera lol and leitmotifs
    tchaikovsky:
    boom boom cannons
    rachmaninoff:
    HANDS
    debussy:
    sevenths and modes and whole tones awww yiss
    ravel:
    bitch please ninths elevenths quadrillionths
    holst:
    who needs stringed instruments ha anD I HATE THE PLANETS
    prokofiev:
    lol get out of my way conventional tonality i will modulate in one measure to f double fuckflat minor and stay there for a page
    shostakovich:
    anGST ANGST ANGST FUCK YOU STALIN
    cage:
    reich:
    rrrrererreeepepeepeppppeeeaaaeaeaeaeeaaaatattatttt
    stravinsky:
    da da da da da DA da da
    schoenberg:
    (/79jjsOO##jksi&@'
    satie:
    im funny
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    ten0uttaten:

    toocooltobehipster:

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    THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

    WHY WAS THIS BANNED THIS IS BRILLIANT

    They saw their chance and they fuckin took it.

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Probably one of the best costumes from the con that I’ve seen.

    thedandyunderworld:

    Probably one of the best costumes from the con that I’ve seen.

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